Tree removal!

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10/26/2015 at 17:15 • Filed to: Not a car

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So long you dead birch bastard!

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That’s for eating into my car fund!


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:18

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How much you want for some of that birch bark. Dusty needs to start some fires

/campfires
//whatdidyouthinkimeant?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:19

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Trim trimming is too expensive, we need a couple of mulberries trimmed and it was going to be like $900!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures
10/26/2015 at 17:20

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I’m sure we could work something out. I just acquired a looooot of firewood today.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2015 at 17:21

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You’d shit your pants if I told you how little we are paying for this.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:22

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Don’t tell me, its my last clean pair.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2015 at 17:26

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Hey I need this — that Vibe was expensive. And then the house. And then the garage. And then

And then

And then

And then

...


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:31

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I know these pains. We’ve had a new roof and completely new HVAC installed in 2 years.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2015 at 17:39

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You should keep looking. I’ve had our giant silver maple and hackberry trimmed for less than half that. And that’s with a reputable company, not some hack who shows up at the door looking to butcher your trees for cheap.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:41

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Tree work is expensive alright. This was in 2008.

I only paid to have it put on the ground.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2015 at 17:42

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My boss was just quoted for his roof that was deemed to “imminently fail” — $34,000. Good lord.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn
10/26/2015 at 17:44

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Yeah, I’m thinking we would do 300-400 in the winter time with another company.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:45

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Yeah, at least we lucked out on the roof, a new roof including pretty much all new plywood was under $8000.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > McMike
10/26/2015 at 17:48

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Nice!


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2015 at 17:53

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They’ll be fine after you turn them inside out.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 17:54

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We paid ~$15k for a new roof about 10 years ago, and ours is a smallish, 3 BR house. So $30k may not be that far off if it’s a big house.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn
10/26/2015 at 18:06

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I agree. It’s just amazing to me — you could put a downpayment on another house for the price of a roof!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 18:09

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Yup. That’s why you have homepowner’s insurance and keep track of hail storms. There’s a statute of limitations in TX that says you can claim hail damage up to one year from the date of a storm. So we got our insurance company to pay a large chunk of the cost. Roofs ain’t cheap.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 19:02

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Whew, glad our birch is a healthy bastard. Did pay about a grand to have it and our oak manicured earlier this year.

Yeah pricing bathroom remodel and some flooring. yikes.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures
10/26/2015 at 20:14

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In the meantime, Have you any interest in these absolutely gigantic and heavier-than-a-tercel stump pieces?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2015 at 20:16

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Do you offer free shipping?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures
10/26/2015 at 20:20

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No haha. These things are seriously beefy... I think I’ll have to cut them up myself. Better buy a chainsaw.

I can’t even budge most of them... I am a skinny man.